Take heart with the day and begin again
You will be wearing bells on your legs and long white socks with tassles next. It is all downhill from here.In two months you will be completely gay.
Ha ha! Just read your wife's latest post. I shall have to post an apology about by generalisations.Never like Seinfeld much anyway, (although Julia Louis-Dreyfus is gorgeous).
If comments be the food of love, comment on. Give me excess of them... (With apologies to The Bard)